Are there any zombies who have gone vegan?
Never go to a dentist who has crummy teeth.
Speaking of greeting cards, why aren’t there cards for getting a divorce? If ever there was a time for celebration…
I’d like to see more specific greeting cards. You know, like “Congratulations on getting that ugly mole off your neck. What the hell took you so long?”
The expression “back and forth” is backwards. How can you come back if you never went forth?
It’s a good thing radio wasn’t invented in a tunnel. Nobody would’ve heard anything.
Why didn’t the BBC just call themselves The English Channel?
Til next Tuesday…